O house job , why art thou killing me?
(Otherwise known as 12 ways house job destroys you completely) By Anonymous House Officer (This is more for plausible deniability than being actually anonymous ) There's a reason every doctor forever remembers two things. Final prof and house job. One is the epitome of isolation and cramming with your books feeling forever alone. The other is the pinnacle of 24/7 presence in company which you probably don't need and definitely don't want. 1. Your body hurts all over If you never thought about all the muscles your body has , you will definitely think about them now. Each and every muscle will hurt in a different way to remind you of its existence. It can result from reasons as varied as odd positioning (the retractors are necessary evil at best and torture device for house surgeons at worst) to plain old electrolyte deficit. 2.You are permanently sleep depr